Archives for December, 2008

BAH! Humbug!

Dear reader, I am going to apologize in advance for this post. It is going to seem terribly un-Christmasy, unholy, dispirited, and rude.

I am sick of Christmas as it is celebrated today. For an entire month, I watched people run around like crazy ants trying to get all the presents they could (and couldn’t) afford for friends and family. They had to wrap them all. They had to mail some of them, deliver others. They had all kinds of holiday baking to do. Parties and get-togethers with their various social clubs – the children’s holiday party, the garden club, wine club, you name it – all of them have their own little party and all of them need each person to bring both a gift for the exchange and home-baked goodies for everyone to gorge on. Christmas cards must be written. Decorations must go up. Then just before the day of, everyone travels to go see family, or works hard to get the house looking spotless and themselves looking fabulous after a train wreck of a month that requires so much out of us all.

And on the day of, exhausted and bloated people watch as all those gifts are unwrapped with zeal by children who, by and large, already have a roomful of “stuff” that they have no room for, and who don’t understand the effort or appreciate another Barbie or stuffed animal – they keep unwrapping, a sort of glazed-over expression in their eyes after the third present, in the hope that the next one is the Big Thing that they wanted. Barely a thank-you passes their lips as they take off to play with the one item that worked for them.

The adults, maybe having a few morning mimosas to help them cope with the chaos, exchange pleasantries as they swap gifts – rarely, again, anything that they actually NEEDED. The practice of re-gifting exists for a reason, many of us already have too much stuff. Throughout the year, we help ourselves to whatever we perceive we lack in our homes and wardrobes – the gifts we get, typically, are not things we would have gotten ourselves, but out of guilt they will hang around our homes for dusting, or some of us will re-gift them, taking care that the re-gifted item waits a few years and goes to unrelated persons.

Have I summed up my reasons for the dislike of the season yet?

Let me now say, I truly love the idea of the holidays. I love the decorations and the idea of holiday cheer. I love that so many religions celebrate something around the same time year and that there should be a reason for celebration as the days of winter keep getting shorter and colder. It gives us something to look forward to, in theory, to help us get through half the winter with anticipation. We can get through the other half of winter anticipating the arrival of Spring. Not so bad a deal, really.

The problem is that the good cheer doesn’t exist. That the holiday centers around all this commercialism. I find myself short on sleep, harried, stressed and even grumpy throughout the month. I’m a busy person to start with, like much of the rest of the world, and throwing in all of this on top of what is my busiest business month of the year is nothing more than madness.

And so, I’ve pondered how we can make the holidays less stressful, more joyful.

The answer is only to pare down. If all of our associations and meetings didn’t have to have a holiday-centered party, it would help, wouldn’t it? If we didn’t have to buy so many presents and stretch our budgets so terribly, it would help, wouldn’t it? If we didn’t have to sit down and write a hundred holiday cards, it would help too, right?

Pardon me for seeming cheap, but I made most of our presents this year (and last year). I’ve decided that’s what the holidays were originally – you made presents. There were not piles of them unless you were wealthy. Which, we are not, and neither are most of our family and friends. Making presents takes time, more than shopping does – unless we plan ahead a little. I was able to pad presents with homemade jams and apple butter, which appears to be appreciated. If I make presents now for next year, before the weather warms and draws me outside, then I have that much stress out of the way. If I plan ahead and make extra blueberry jam for everyone, then I’m ahead. If I plant extra herbs to make herb sachets for my friends that like to cook, then all I have to do is dry them and I am ahead there too.

Gift wrap also bothers me. It costs money, it kills trees and it winds up in a landfill in massive quantities every year. I tend to like bags, which get reused every year. I like baskets, which people tend to keep or re-gift, with everything out in the open. My mother spent a lot of time one year cutting fabric in various widths to use for our family wrapping instead – absolutely brilliant. We use this fabric year after year, and it just feels special. Newspaper can even be dressed up with good ribbon – and I’ve re-used ribbon for years.

Holiday cards? I’m sending out new year’s cards this year. Knock that off the December list, and let me feel more hopeful about the coming year now that I can focus on it and not the festivities at hand. Or, just send e-cards – no extra killed trees, no postage, no guilt from the gas the postal vehicles use (if you’ve thought that far – I was just trying to survive December, everything else is an afterthought).

This of course leaves all the holiday decorating and baking and parties – but aren’t these the best parts of the season? Maybe if more people were able to start in on the holidays earlier, then more of that wonderful holiday cheer would spread and the holidays may be that much more joyful in the coming years.

Here’s to hope, and next year…

Last night I was working on my seed catalog order while my husband watched the news. I was writing out locations for each little crop when a teaser for the next segment came up talking about how the mortgage crisis wasn’t even half over, and that there was a new wave of mortgages that they had never heard of that were about to hit.

Well, I had heard of them. Why the heck was 60 Minutes (linke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shYJ_KkbzWg&NR=1 )trying to say they hadn’t heard of the Alt-As? I’d known about them, maybe because we lived in Florida during the massive frenzy and I had seen all the ads. No money down, 3% teaser rates for three years… I had a friend go for one, getting himself a half-million dollar home while he was self-employed and the company wasn’t making any money. Another was what they called “NINJA” loans - no Income, No job, No assets - but they’d loan out the money anyway. No-doc loans - meaning you didn’t have to prove anything. I could have borrowed $100,000 on my little business, and never shown a single tax statement from the past few years.

For some reason, I had mentally put these loans in the same category as the sub-primes. Knowing the Alt-A’s teaser rates were probably coming due starting a year ago (as my friend bought his home four years ago), I thought some of these were already coming due and were part of the same crisis.

Apparently not so. And, the largest wave of these is expected to hit in 2012.

So much for a short-term crisis with a recovery in 6 months to a year, folks.

Not that I really had much hope for that. I really didn’t - I’ve been trying to brace for a depression for a few years now, but sometimes, hearing how someone thinks it will be a year helps to raise hopes a little bit. For myself, my gut instinct says we are in for the next 6 years, and recovery will be slow.

This is scary. Really scary. I have too many friends that are already hurting, people whose spouses have lost their jobs, friends who are not counted in the nation’s unemployment rate because they lost their job 6 months ago. Friends who fight about money constantly. And one friend whose 4-year-old son asked if he could get a job to help his dad make money. The same child offered up $1 of his allowance to help the family have fun on vacation. “Talk about making a grown man cry,” he told me.

I’m not saying all of this to be depressing. I do my best not to get down about the economy because there’s only so many things I can do: I can take care of myself and mine, and help whomever I can along the way. To that end, nearly half of my backyard is being turned to vegetable and herb gardens. I’m saving seeds from fruits and vegetables we buy, and I and working that clay all winter - adding everything I can to it - to make the best possible crop of veggies I can out there this spring and summer.

When I was a kid, my mother often made my clothes. Most of the dresses I wore to school were handmade. I liked this, until other students at this private school (who were probably jealous and whose parents probably both worked) said I must be poor, to have my mom making my clothes. I’m sure hearing this hurt my mom’s feelings, but she did still make some of my playclothes. I had a favorite, lemon-yellow shirt that she had copied off of another shirt that we had bought - she made it a size larger, so I could wear it longer. It wasn’t that my parents couldn’t afford to buy clothes - sewing was mom’s hobby as much as it is mine now (probably more). But it’s also a wonderful skill to have, especially in difficult financial times. Clothes now are often so cheap it’s easily worth it to go to a yard sale to get what you need - the hard part is, a lot of times those clothes originally came from Wal-mart or Target and fall apart after a wash or two. The old vintage stuff is the best - tried and true. I still wear one of my husband’s flannel shirts from when he was a kid - it survives, year after year, wash after wash.

Still, it’s good to be able to stitch together your better clothes. The coats and pants and party dresses. It’s also great to be able to make the accessories for your home. I made our curtains - all of them. I’ve made tablecloths and runners, napkins and placemats, bags and purses that never go out of style because they never ARE in style to begin with. And I never throw scraps away - there are nearly always things you can do, even with those pieces. If you can’t sew, learn. Now. Learn a new skill - knitting or cooking or gardening or something - anything - that might help you in the lean times ahead.

Hang on to every dollar you make now, folks. You may need every penny pretty soon.

 

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